Sub Menu

Community




Forgot Password?
Register

SmartAxers Online

None

This site is currently under public beta. Read more here...

" But Gravity Is Abnormal Isn't It You Don't Fall Off The Bottom Of The Earth When You Go To Austrailia, So Try An Think Of Things As Being Abnormal Like Gravity Then The Ideas Start!!!!!!! "

GIZMOHOTEL

Best Forum Quotes

More Fun Sites..

Hey Food

Quirk Side of the Moon

Thursday, 18 December 2008 23:46 Written by Cap'n Refsmmat

Hey food, don't let me down
Take a weak man and make him stronger
Remember to let it fully digest
So it's absorbed and cures my hunger You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video
Hey carbs, you are my fuel
Compounds made of C, H, and O
The minute that monosaccharides bond
I get the starch in my potato

And every time I swallow you, hey food, go through
My large and small intestines anew
Don't you know the pancreas is sweet because
It secretes enzymes which will dissolve you

Hey fats, don't saturate
Keep some kinks in your hydrocarbon tail
You lipids pwn carbs in energy storage
But mixing with water: an epic fail

Hey proteins, you help me grow
You make signals, fibers, and enzymes
A chain of amino acids in line
Folding yourself in cool designs

So break it down and take it in, hey food, begin
To undergo cell respiration
For well you know that it's glucose I need to turn
Into an ATP creation

Hey food, don't let me down
Please be eaten and then digested
Remember to turn to ATP
In your success, my life is invested

Trackback(0)

TrackBack URI for this entry

Comments (0)

Subscribe to this comment's feed

Write comment

smaller | bigger
security image
Write the displayed characters

busy

Meanwhile, in the Forum...

  • order of learning in math
    hey guys, as a SPM candidate(GCE O-level equivalent), the exam considered to be not too hard and give me much free time. (currently doing good grade too)

    Thus, I can study(for fun) math. I don't know which order should I start, I mean looking in math playlist on Khan...
  • The Secret of 73
    Let’s have a game.

    For this trick, secretly write 73 on a piece of paper, fold it up, and give to an unsuspecting friend.
    • Now have your friend select a four-digit number whatever (say, 3125) and enter...
  • Self-teaching physics
    here's my situation:

    I want/need to learn more about modern physics. Until recently I was planning on studying this in college. My parents, however, that this is a stupid ambition...stupid enough for them not to fund my education in that feild. I am, however, allowed to...
  • Anyone has been to the Max Planck Institute of Neroscience?
    Hi everyone,

    I am applying for PhD positions in the field of cognitive neuroscience. I have applied for the program offered by the Max Planck Institute of Neuroscience (located in Leipzig). I would like to know if any of you have ever been there, your opinions about the center...
  • nonresponding profs
    So I'm attempting to see if I can do some volunteering in lab. I have a degree already and some research experience. Someone said visit them in person but another says they'll get annoyed if you don't email them first and find out if its okay. Different things annoy different...

Latest Comment

Naughty Science Pickup Lines
I't so cheap.I nerver know it can offer me so much convenience that I
Top 10 Ways to Know the Earth is Not Fla
Nice article by the way.. these tips shud go to the head of the church
Naughty Science Pickup Lines
Good is good, but better carries it. http://iqwfg.com Honesty is the
Explicit ContentThis site contains explicit content that may not be suitable for minors. Parental supervision is advised.
May contain very strong language or strong sexual content/innuendo, strong explicit nudity, strong violence and gore, or strong drug content.