Naughty Science Pickup Lines

Science in Life

Tuesday, 16 December 2008 17:02 Written by mooeypoo

Science can be nerdy but it definitely doesn't have to be. In fact, it can be sexy. And, more importantly, it can get you sex. Yeah. Well, you don't have to trust my word for it, in fact, in the spirit of the scientific method, I urge you to experiment. It's just the right thing to do.

Here is a list of science'y pickup lines, brought to you by.. you! The entire list is composed of reader suggestions, and it will continue to grow as you suggest more. Do you have any smartax'ey pick up line? Share it in the comments! We will periodically pick the best ones and add them to the list.

Now go read, practice, experiment!

Geekilicious

• How about you let me treat you like my homework... slam you on the table and do you all night long. (by iNow)
• You must be the square root of 2, 'cause I feel irrational around you. (by iNow)
• I love derivatives because I get to lie tangent to your curves. (by DJBruce)
• What's your sine? (by Phi for All)
• Hi baby... wanna see my slide-rule ? (by Richard Saunders)
• If I were a protein I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes (by mrsemmapeel)
• I'm a chemist honey! Give us a squeeze and see what kind of reaction you get (by DrP)
• Trust me Baby, my selection is ALL natural! (by iNow)

Nerdiness

• Nice shoes. Wanna Fock? (by swansont. Apparently, it's a blog too..)
• If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together! (by iNow)
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Well, enough to break the ice. Can I get your number? (by iNow)
• Fancy undergoing nucleophillic SN2 substitution? Your underwear would make a great leaving group. (by UnintentionalChaos)

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