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Physical Concepts

Intimacy is important, and usually involves quite a lot of close contact. On earth that contact is held in place (literally) by gravity. Horizontal or vertical, your body is affected by gravity, and the friction that exists between the bed and your feet (or hands, or knees, or face, or pinky, whichever organ you use to balance yourself while you're in the mood for dancin') keeps you from moving anywhere other than where you intend to.  In space, however, things are much different.

Picture source - Rhys Bennett via FlickrIn the past 50 years, humanity has made huge steps towards life in space, from landing on the moon to having astronauts spending months in the International Space Station. If (when) we send human beings to Mars, the trip itself will take about 7 months. Combined with some quality time on the surface (or in orbit) and a trip back, these types of missions can take a very long time.

Do we really expect our astronauts to spend years in space without any sort of intimate contact?

It was Newton who stated that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Usually that rule is very helpful. In this case - not so much.

There are space hotels planned for the (near?) future, and China has declared its intentions to conduct space weddings (for an inflated price). Do we really expect newlyweds - spacelyweds or earthlyweds - to give up their culturally given right to consumate their marriage?

So how would such an act (or acts) be conducted in a zero-gravity environment, inside a cramped compartment, with limited movement and the laws of Newton out of control?

Until this is tested we can only guess. And in this article, guess we shall.

Physics of Movement

It was Newton who stated that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Usually that rule is very helpful. In this case - not so much.

The first physical principle we must examine when thinking of any sort of intimate interaction in space is collision. Wikipedia defines collision in a manner that seems quite fitting to our context (as well as the general 'regular' context, of course):

A collision is an isolated event in which two or more bodies (colliding bodies) exert relatively strong forces on each other for a relatively short time.

So a collision is an interaction between two moving bodies. There are generally two types of collisions - plastic and elastic.

Plastic vs. Elastic Collisions

A plastic collision is rigid - the two bodies will stick together and continue the movement together, as if they are one (combined) object. This, however, is not as romantic as it sounds - the collision itself causes the involved bodies to lose energy to the environment (in the form of heat, for example). Or, if the two bodies are human beings, it might result in bruising.

An elastic collision is bouncier, and results in less energy lost to the environment. It results in both colliding bodies moving in completely separate directions. The directions and angles can be calculated quite simply, if you know the velocity (speed and direction) and the mass of the objects. In fact you probably do that quite a lot - without thinking about it - if you play billiards.

Billiards, or pool, is a great example of seeing these types of collisions for yourself. Hitting a colored ball with the white ball at an angle will usually result in both objects moving in different directions. Sending the white ball softly towards the color ball, "head on", would result in both balls moving together.

Capn Refsmmat (a SmartAxe staffer and "Quirk Side of the Moon" member) has a simple, easy and concise summary of the definition: "An elastic collision goes 'Boing'. Plastic goes 'Splat'". Thank you, Cap'n.

Collisions in Space

In space the situation gets even more complex. Your bodies are not supported by anything at all, and you are at the mercy of whatever bulkheads (or ropes, if you're into that sorta thing) you can grab ahold of. That can make intimacy a bit tricky. It's enough to miscalculate a nudge, and you could send your partner flying to the other side of the room, while you do your best avoid the splat on the opposite wall. Talk about killing the mood.

Thrust in Space

Another concept in physical interaction and movement is thrust.

When talking about such intimate scenarios, the word "thrust" often comes up, and usually refers to strong forward movement. In physics, however, thrust is slightly different. It will indeed affect sex in space, but in a completely different way.

In physics, thrust is the reaction force that results when an object expels mass - for example, when a rocket shoots burning fuel out (and loses mass in the process). This follows Newton's law that an action leads to an opposite reaction. The general principle behind rocket movement is that the energy of burning the fuel is pointed in the opposite direction to the movement. So if pointed backwards, it pushes the rocket forward.

Thrust in such intimate situation will, usually, take place at the conclusion of the act. Think of a rocket, spewing out a stream of heat and fuel, pushing the rocket forward. Now think of the pair of amorous astronauts as they conclude their act. The male, assuming he enjoyed himself fully, might be thrust backwards like a rocket, hopefully not colliding with anything in his way.

Perhaps it would be smart to cover the opposite wall with some cushions.

Possible Solutions?

NASA is the agency generally in charge of researching human (and other animal) behavior in space. They do a very good job in general, but whenever the question of intimacy in space is raised, their response is limited, to say the least. There is no research about sexuality in space, according to NASA. The Russians follow a similar protocol and usually choose not to respond to the question.

But the US and Russian space agencies are not the only organizations that deal with space physics questions. On September 13, 2008, the History Channel led a special experiment in zero-G for its documentary series "The Universe". It featured novelist and inventor Vanna Bonta, and a special space suit she invented to "house" such intimate acts in space. The group manufactured the suit and then tested it during a zero-G flight.

The suit is made of two different space suits worn by the participants. When they want intimacy, the suits are "hooked" together and transform into a single - quite roomy - "pocket" where the couple can remain close to one another while engaged in passion. This might solve some of the problems with Newton's laws going awry, at least by controlling the elastic collisions and preventing the individuals from moving away from one another.

So far NASA hasn't picked it up for mass production, though.

Conclusion to Part 1

As you can see, sex in space is quite tricky. Newton's laws, however, are not the only problem for sex in space. Biological processes, chemical reactions, and perhaps many more accompanying phenomena can mean a universe of trouble for a couple interested in intimate interaction. In the next parts we will examine more of these aspects and try to see how they can be dealt with. All for future generations, of course, and all for science.

For now, I will leave you with a summarizing thought: If you still have doubts about the potential romance-wrecking effects of sex in space, imagine an amateur astronomer looking through his telescope at the International Space Station:

Animated ISSHappy Valentine's day!

 

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Article picture courtesy of Rhys Bennett via Flickr
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Well, speaking from personal experience...
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My wife and I performed some preliminary experiments on a zero-g flight last year and encountered no difficulties whatsoever in getting round first base and heading towards second during 25 seconds of free-fall.

As long as you remain in contact (which is, after all, the whole point) the reaction forces are a non-issue. No special garments should be required.

Dedicated to science as we both are, we are ready and willing to perform subsequent experiments should the funding become available...
Robert Woodhead , 09:16AM GMT, on Sunday, February 15, 2009 | url
Look, Ma! No Hands!
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Why wouldn't our amorous astronauts dispense with all the mechanical aids, and simply embrace each other? (Maybe one of hem could also keep a foot in a foot-loop if they insisted on remaining in one place.) Then all the concerns about thrust and collisions could be dismissed as the unnecessary distractions they are.
John Charles , 09:32AM GMT, on Sunday, February 15, 2009
Thrust
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Umm, isn't the thrust issue a very silly point to bring up? Wouldn't it be EXTREMELY minor and unnoticeable to effect anything? I think even breathing would cause more thrust than the... conclusion. It is barely a few grams at very slow velocity, how much thrust could it have on a 60+kg body...
Oded , 03:20PM GMT, on Sunday, February 15, 2009
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@Oded

That is a good point about the thrust, and a very good one about the breathing. Part 2 of this article (written as we speak) deals with some biologic aspects, and I have inserted the breathing in there. I probably should have made a remark about it here, duly noted.

However, about the thrust -- it is true that in the article I took some creative approach and exaggerated the effect - odds are, no one will actually "fly off" to the other side of the room.

However, there are a few issues that cause thrust from the 'conclusion' to affect movement more than breathing:
1. Breathing is less directional; the air spreads around in all directions, which limits the "net force" on the body. A stream of matter, however, is more directional, and the force is more focused.
2. There is (almost) no friction in a zero-G environment. A small force will result in movement. It might not send you flying in a disastrous speed, but it will definitely cause some movement back.

This can be easily calculated if we have all the details. I might actually try to figure out the basic speeds involved in these biological procedures to try and solve the equation for thrust: T=dm/dt * v

Regardless of the outcome, this could be a fun exercise to test. Mathematically and practically. smilies/cool.gif
mooeypoo , 03:39PM GMT, on Sunday, February 15, 2009
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If she had her arms and legs wrapped around him, and they were loosely tethered (by their waists) in an appropriately sized space...
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